You heard that right.
We wonder how things could’ve come to such a neurotic pass: today, we deal with the need to obsessively vacuum our places of living in the name of cleanliness and crying, ‘Oh, it sits next to godliness.’
These superduper clean places lend an organised and hygienic, if you will, look to the whole scene, yes but ask yourself a question: is it ending anytime soon?
Gadgets and gadgets, meaningless ones are being invented endlessly to ‘help you accomplish daily tasks with aplomb.’ Really? Gee, thanks. I would’ve died had you not invented a foolish looking hands-free soap dispenser(Never touch a ‘germy’ soap pump again. Seriously?) because possibly, the previous person’s bacteria will cause to you to mutate and grow an extra arm.
on your back.
Oh HEY. Maybe you could have a gadget that wipes your dirty poo for you: Ma, look, no germies! And living in these superduper clean environments, you lose your immunity against the most common of microbes! Still cool with you?
Have we all forgotten the glorious days of Organised Mess? The seamless blend between an organisational structure familiar to you (sometimes, only you) and yet careless, carefree, like the Phoenix.
We’re over the edge when it comes to everything: yes, you got that right. Even wiping poo.
So here are your basic instructions: give your neurotic cleaning routine and poo-wiper a rest for a while. And soak in the awesomeness.